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[buttbaby]

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[1stclasspuppy]

Amazing!!!!! I saw sparks♡ and it wasn't like Dolph's robot parts sparking...at least I don't think it was?

[buttbaby]

Magic kiss sparks.

[1stclasspuppy]

Yeah!! You get it right???

[buttbaby]

I think I do.

I'm real happy for you, man.

[1stclasspuppy]

Thanks!! I think we're dating now too.

[He probably should have started with that.]

[buttbaby]

Holy fuck! Laserhawk dating? Did he actually use those words??

[1stclasspuppy]

Well I mean I asked him and he said he'd give us a try so like...that means we are right????

[buttbaby]

Sounds like it... Shit, dude. This is a really big deal.

[1stclasspuppy]

I know!!! Why do you think I texted you!!? I'm excited and nervous and really happy!

[buttbaby]

No shit! Gimme the deets, man. How did it happen?

[1stclasspuppy]

Well I liked him from the first time I met him. He's like super cute ya know?! I think the metal on him is really pretty too, it makes him kind of shine.

ANYWAY! I asked him to hang out and we went to the gym to fight!

[buttbaby]

Neat-o.

Did you fight each other's pants off?

[1stclasspuppy]

NO

I'm not gonna sleep with Dolph just cause were dating now! I just want to make him happy first. I'm not really ready for that yet anyway.

And we just fought and we kinda just kissed.

[buttbaby]

Relax dude, I was just asking! You can take as long as you like to get to bonesville, no pressure.

The kiss is a killer wrestling move, huh?

[1stclasspuppy]

Have you and Quentin...did it yet?

I never tried it before but it really was. I thought he'd push me away but he didn't.

[buttbaby]

Oh yeah, we fucked on our first date, and we weren't even calling them dates then. Kissed, too, but as a prelude to fucking.

Seems like you've got The Charm, Little Zack!

[1stclasspuppy]

Whoa! How do you do that on your first date? Must have really been love at first sight right?
[Zack forever the romantic.]

Nahh If I had charm we would have been dating longer already.

[buttbaby]

I guess it might've been. Or from the fifth or so question of twenty questions, anyway.

[They haven't actually used the L word yet, but that's because that's just not rad.]

You've got ample charm, dude. Dolph is just not an easy guy to get to date. He's guarded. You know he's been through a lot of rough shit.

[1stclasspuppy]

Ohh so you got a sex for answering the questions. I got a hug1 It was awesome. Quentin gives the best hugs, well after you bro <3

Yeah Dolph is hurting a lot and I don't think he's okay yet even with me but I hope dating me will help a little. I just want to see him smile once. I bet he looks so handsome smiling!

[buttbaby]

I also got a hug. The sex was for being devastatingly handsome more than it was for the game.

That's an awesome and badass goal, making Dolph smile. You're practically on an epic quest, Zack.

[1stclasspuppy]

Ohhh that makes sense then I think.

It's the most epic and honorable quest!

[buttbaby]

Better keep me up to date on your quest, Ser Zack the Bold and Gracious.

[1stclasspuppy]

Oh is that my new title?!?!? I love it!

[buttbaby]

You've earned it, dude.

[1stclasspuppy]

<3 <3 <3 <3

Thanks Chris!!