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[buttbaby]

"This is Chris Smith, motherfuckers. Leave a message after the--"

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text; un: pinstripe || post-feast

[fixerbrew]

I trust you haven't found yourself looking at the inside of a cell?

[buttbaby]

Not recently.

Wouldn't that be hard to do while all crime is legal?

[fixerbrew]

I'm not sure I ever trust that it is "all" crime. Especially considering I saw a few other Passing designations chained up to lampposts for a very specific use... I did wonder where the line was and when the goalposts had been moved.

3/12 - post Tumenalia

[makeanentrance]

[Sent to Chris' current housing is a package with his name on it. Once opened, Chris will find a white t-shirt with two simple designs on it: they look like a line drawing of an eagle and a dove, both in flight. Beck may not know the exact significance of either but his thinking was Chris seems like a strong eagle but he's for peace, and so, dove. He thought it suited him and it gives off a yin/yang kind of appearance as well. Along with the gift is a note: I'm sorry. Forgive me? Your hopefully new friend, Quentin.]

text; un: peacemaker

[buttbaby]

Dude, that's gotta be the best present I've ever gotten. Thank you.

I forgive you. It wasn't that big a deal. Kinda think we owe each other a hug now.

[makeanentrance]

I'm sure you've had better.

But thank you.

You can hug me anytime, buddy.

A few days after Huaisang's place

[fixerbrew]

[ Hands had said he'd arranged for something to be delivered to Chris. And he has, though it's not exactly for Chris to use so much as the little pooch he's adopted.

It's a furniture protector for a dog. Say, for a certain couch in a certain office if Chris needs to bring the dog to work on the days it's safe for him to do so.

With it a simple typed note, clearly written via the delivery company. ]

Christopher,

You are solely responsible for any little gifts the dog leaves on the floor.

H.

text; un: peacemaker

[buttbaby]

[Not long after the gift arrives, Hands will receive a photo of Bonehead enjoying his new fancy bed, currently draped over one of the beds in Chris's dorm room.]

Arf arf, arf arf! ❤️

[Reads the supplementary text.]

text; un: Mysterio

[makeanentrance]

I didn't know you were such a romantic.

[buttbaby]

Never had a boyfriend before. Guess I'm experimenting.

[makeanentrance]

First time anyone's ever given me flowers.

Thank you.

You can experiment with me any time.

[bakudan_bambino]

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[ooc: no pressure in responding back! This is just for lols]

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[buttbaby]

WTF!!!!

[bakudan_bambino]

[Continued from here]

You don't have to forward it, Chris! It's just a little joke!

[Gokudera's laughing still as he walks ahead and guides them through the park]

I created the Creeping Bomber as something to make Quentin Beck smile. I'd just lost my first love, and he was so focused on cheering me up, I wanted to do something for him, you know?

I didn't think he'd be so eager to turn it into a movie!

Text; 1 un: Backwaterpup

[1stclasspuppy]

CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

CHRIS ARE YOU AWAKE!?!?!

[buttbaby]

Yeah dude. What the fuck is up??

[1stclasspuppy]

[Considering hes sending this at such a strange hour of the night hes happy chris IS up]

I kissed dolph!!

Delivery

[makeanentrance]

[On Christmas Eve a delivery is at the door of a box containing a compilation CD with various classic rock/metal songs (but maybe with a sexy city twist in the lyrics); a box of (untainted) chocolates - assorted creams which are, typical to the city, in suggestive shapes along with a separate box containing a white scarf and a mug with the Creeping Bomber artwork emblazoned on them in gold; then another package with a small handmade robot that resembles King Kong offering a metallic bouquet of flowers when switched on - and a note: Best wishes for the season! Chris, it's been a whirlwind this past month or so and I'm ecstatic to have met you and have you as my boyfriend. We started with guessing about flowers then you gave me flowers and the pattern continues with my one-of-a-kind creation. Rock on and I'm happy to have you as part of the film team too! Here's to our success in all things in the New Year! ~ Quentin. p.s. I have something else for you when you visit]

Delivery!

[1stclasspuppy]

[ On Christmas Eve a present with too many bows is at the door. Opening it will find a 3xl very soft and warm custom made sweater and a bunch of bones each wrapped along with a little red white and blue bowtie for bonehead to enjoy. - and a note: Happy Holidays!!! To my bestest bro and the best dog in all of Duplicity. You both are the best!! Stay warm! ~ <3 Zack Fair ]

ACTION!

[buttbaby]

[Chris is showing up on Zack's doorstep not long after the delivery. He's wearing the sweater and has Bonehead along with him, waving his overenthusiastic tail as he smells one of his favorite dads inside.

Knock knock, bro.]

Delivery!

[bakudan_bambino]

[Gokudera will be stopping by at some point on Christmas Eve (unless Chris is coming by to visit him and Quentin) to give Chris a custom Omamori. It's hand-made and the stitching is a bit uneven, and it isn't a large or expensive gift, but it's the thought that counts, right?]

[buttbaby]

[Chris is definitely coming to visit around Christmas Eve, and he's making a delivery of his own: a shark-cat plushie.]

It's meant to be commentary on your werecat condition, but cute.

Christmas Delivery!

[legellely]

[ Christmas morning, afternoon, and evening, there are deliveries being made, and Elle has plenty to give. Chris receives a large tin of chocolate chip cookies. There is a card that reads:

"I hope you have a wonderful holiday and a lovely new year! Elle 💗" ]

Text; un: Cerberus

[worcestershiresauce]

chris
im drink
can stay over
please